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I'm going back to British Indostan in 1930's where will be English soldier. Probably I'll fall in love with cute Indian girl, but deffenetly die in the end.
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I was nearly to fall in love. What a beautiful year!
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No nationality in the World which like to "pis" as much, as Indian; Chines is first in a spits; Before eat "kimchi", Korean keeping it underground for ages; French dishes is frog; but i just give a shit to them all,so... Who's natonality i belog to if i even didn't read Dostoevsky yet?%
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I want u in offline!
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Pizza hut service for such a rich people
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All reserves of tea in India was finished. Train late for 24 hours.
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Когда фото в утренней прессе и комплименты на его бороду перестали быть неожиданностью.
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When u'll more powerful and do what and whenever u want(just like u want), i hope once u'll wish see me on any places where i'll be. but i guess it's going to be Africa or somewhere not on the map of the World. Thank you for yourself , my ms. Toey . I wish u...
...orange
(из письма офицера Британского Индостана княгине Королевства Сиамского)
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Помнишь, Брат, как в пекару гоняли за питой горелой?!%
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as missed calls, as undelivered sms, as accidentally deleted not finished emails.
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You r not invisible inside ur car(c)
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Ни одна нация в Мире не любит Так поссать, как это делают индусы; китайцы "переплюнули" и тех; а мне насрать, так кто я?%
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